Film Review – The Room (2003)
It was merely fate that one of my readers would request that I review The Room, and that day is finally here. Often called the worst movie ever made, Tommy Wiseau’s disasterous creation is somehow more beloved than The Godfather to some. If nothing else, The Room is evidence that everyone can get their movie made, but not everyone should. The following review will be spoiler free.
The Room is directed by and stars Tommy Wiseau in the role of a lifetime with “actors” such as Juliette Danielle, Greg Sestero, and Philip Haldiman in supporting roles.
Johnny (Wiseau) is a successful banker that lives in a townhouse in San Francisco with his fiance, Lisa (Danielle). However, Lisa is quickly becoming dissatisfied with her life, and with Johnny. As a result, she enters into a secret affair with Johnny’s best friend, Mark (Sestero).
Although he isn’t aware of this fact, Johnny’s life slowly begins to spiral, leading him to question who he truly trusts.
That might have been the most difficult summation yet.
Initially, Wiseau had written a script for a play that he completed back in 2001. He later stated that he had turned that script into a 500-page book, but he was never able to get it published. Instead, Wiseau adapted his writings into a movie that he would produce himself to ensure that his original idea would make it to the big screen.
Although Wiseau has been coy over the years about how he received funding for the project, Sestero later exclaimed that Wiseau was independently wealthy at the time the film began shooting. However, one thing that is certain is that the budget ballooned due to Wiseau’s incompetencies. Wiseau insisted on building sets of scenes that could have been shot on location, purchasing unnecessary equipment, and even filming the same scenes multiple times on different sets. Wiseau routinely would forget his lines, lengthening the process even further.
To top it all off, he even shot the film simultaneously in 35mm film and HD video. Why you ask? Because Wiseau wanted to be the first director to film a movie simultaneously in two formats.
The making of this movie may be even more fascinating than the actual movie, which is why James Franco and Seth Rogen are releasing The Disaster Artist based on the book of the same name later this year to document the folly of the deranged dreamer.
The Perfect Storm of Incompetence
The trick behind any attempt at a “so bad its good” film is a genuine try at a good film. Many people have made an intentionally cheesy or horrible films to seize the title of “cult classic,” but those films don’t capture the spirit of what makes The Room so great. Wiseau, as incompetent as he might have been, put everything into making an emotional drama. Each actor, taking the opportunity as their “big break,” does their best with Wiseau’s stilted dialogue. With these ideas in place, The Room has a disarming quality that makes it that much more than just entertaining.
Maybe even Wiseau’s idea to film in two formats worked out, because The Room looks like a real film. Where many bad movies fail is creating a realistic atmosphere. You never subconsciously take these films seriously because they look so terrible at the onset. However, with The Room, there’s solid enough production value to have your expectations somewhat tricked.
It’s truly unprecented that a film of such poor quality has great production design. The Room is the last-minute project of a pre-med student that’s only taking a film class for his general education requirements but somehow manages to have a substantial budget. The only difference is that in this case, the person behind the film did his very best.
This film is a labor of love, and we get a sense of that in every frame, even if it’s not in the traditional sense.
Tommy Wiseau is an Alien
Wiseau is an entity that deserves much study. The way he talks is not of this world. It might surprise many, but some lines of dialogue aren’t horrendous in The Room. Okay, maybe 1% of lines dialogue aren’t wacky. But, for those select few words, Wiseau still manages to deliver them with the wrong cadence and awkward stresses on the wrong syllables.
His second-grade understanding of the English language bleeds over into the lines of other actors as well. Combined with pretty terrible direction from Wiseau himself, you have a final product that can’t truly be explained.
Possibly the Most Quotable Movie Ever Made
Wiseau managed to create dialogue that’s instantly memorable, just not the way he intended. Talking points are brought up out of the blue while potentially important character moments are tossed aside for more time for our main characters to throw the football around. This combination amounts to a film that may be the best visual representation of ADD.
There’s such an astonishing misunderstanding of human connection. It’s almost as if Wiseau took each line of dialogue, shuffled them up, and then randomly assigned them to each actor. It’s more mind-blowing than the ending to The Usual Suspects.
However, although The Room deserves bashing, one can’t deny the amount of pure entertainment that it exudes. People have rigorously studied this film, making all discussion here somewhat of a rehash. But, what many fail to bring up is that The Room is legimately one of the more popular films ever made. How often do you see sold-out screenings of Citizen Kane with an incredibly enthusiastic audience that is fully engaged in the experience? The Room tapped into something that many don’t understand, and it hasn’t been replicated since.
The Room is an all-time classic for all the wrong reasons. Even the most mundane piece of dialogue will make you chuckle, proving that filmmaking isn’t for everyone. Calling the “film” a “folly” just wouldn’t do it justice. It won’t be for everyone mostly because some people just don’t enjoy bad movies, but those who enjoy a nice guilty pleasure will find an incredible amount of entertainment in The Room.
I wouldn’t be able to call myself a critic anymore if I gave this movie anything but an F, but it absolutely deserves an A+ in terms of entertainment value.
One last thing: Ohh hi, Mark!
Thanks for reading! What are your thoughts on The Room? Comment down below!
If you enjoyed this article, subscribe to MovieBabble via email to stay up to date on the latest content.
Join MovieBabble on Patreon so that new content will always be possible.
What movie topic should I discuss next? Whether it be old or new, the choice is up to you!