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Author: Kali Tuttle

Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman Cannot Sing PERIOD

Don’t get it twisted, folks: Hugh Jackman is not a good singer and does not deserve a world tour. I’d rather watch a world tour...

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Twilight

If I Had Made Twilight…

Let’s be honest: Twilight (2008) sucked, in more ways than one (but you already knew that). A movie about teenage vampires had so much potential and it...

Batman

Face It: Batman is Hopeless

There’s been a lot of stir lately about the famous caped hero we call Batman. We’ve been given a look at our new Joker, Joaquin...

Rookie of the Year

Rookie of the Year: Play Ball!

Time to celebrate Rookie of the Year’s 25th anniversary! I’ll be honest — Rookie of the Year (1993) will never be near as good as The Sandlot (1993), but it’s sure...

Favorite Actors

Keeping Our Favorite Actors Alive

Writer’s note: This article is for satirical and humorous purposes only. 2018 has already taken some of the greatest people of our generation: Barbara Bush,...